Interview with Eric Mattei

Hello everyone!

As some of you may already be aware, over the years I have on occasion had the opportunity to work with a few other musicians, whether live or in the studio (see the side bar with links on the right side of my blog under the heading: "Some Artists With Whom I've Had The Pleasure Of Recording/Performing"). I love these experiences because it gives me a chance to do something outside of what has become my comfort zone, and hopefully helps me to grow as a musician.

I had one such opportunity last year when I was introduced to Eric Mattei. Eric is a Toronto based singer/songwriter, and I had heard that he was looking for a drummer to play on his studio project called "Lonely Commotion". My friend Robin gave him my name, and we got to work!

The project was an interesting learning experience for me because Eric had already recorded most of the instruments on the album by the time he decided to add drums (played by me) and bass (which he played himself). Normally in the studio, you start by recording the rhythm section first, and then layer all the other instruments on top of that. This was like building a house from the roof down, and it was a really challenging and enjoyable experience.

Over the course of the project I got to know Eric and his music, and we became immediate friends. As we talked about his music, I began to realize that there was a complex history behind his lyrics, and that this project in particular was a very special one to him.

I'm honoured to have been part of Eric's Lonely Commotion, and I thought I'd take a moment to introduce you to him and to his work. I've never conducted an interview before, but it seemed like the best way to give everyone a real feel for his music and personality.

Enjoy!

JC: What got you started in music?

EM: Although I have vague memories of playing my brother’s guitar at 4 years old my real introduction to music was through Mr. Anthony Perry. He was my Grade 7-8 elementary school teacher. I actually still have the Goya six string that I bought through him (my first guitar) and I play it in my office. I was brutally bad at playing and I’m still sight reading illiterate however, one day, Tony brought in an electric guitar and an amplifier….when he switched the amp to the “dirty” or distorted channel and I heard that crunch…damn! I was hooked!

I’m all self taught from there out.

JC: Was this your first studio recording experience?

EM: As a solo performance; yes. However; I’d written and recorded two demos and one short length album before I was 21 with my former band; Black Heaven. I’m 32 now so that was a while ago :)

BTW, recording has totally changed. I remember laying down tracks on magnetic tape and if you screwed up you did it again. Now with digital you can cheat in all kinds of ways which is cost effective BUT I have to say that if you can’t pull it off live than don’t do it period. I prefer to try and keep it as close to possible to a live feel with as few touch ups as possible. However; even a 69’ vette needs some polish to look its best right? And I’m far from perfect so cheers to 1’s and 0’s !!

JC: Why the long break between Black Heaven and Lonely Commotion?

EM: Well; life “happens.” The band I was in broke up after our last project and I was admittedly sour about that experience. I had just started working in the career in the business world that I still practice and before I knew it a decade had passed me by.

I’ve been asked before if I regret leaving music for so long. Absolutely not. We are children of destiny in many regards and I find myself in the position I am today for a reason. Would I have been a “better” musician if I practiced all those years? Maybe I’d have been more technically proficient but I think that actually living my life allowed me to have something worth saying and that’s what song writing is all about. I guess I’m kind of like the chess playing Bobbie Fischer without the insane schizoid paranoia and peanut infested beard ;-)

As for why I came back. Well 2005-06 was just one of those years for me. I lost some good friends and family. Some in very tragic ways and all too young and in addition to that I was not doing so well with relationships. By the time my birthday came around it was either sink or swim. I opted to use my guitar as my paddle :) and I used music to get me out of a really bad place.

JC: Did this album turn out the way you originally planned when you first got the idea to record your new songs?

EM: Lonely Commotion completed exceeded my expectations. I went into the studio with an old school ethic where I would just record myself and my guitar with no backing arrangements. I lost my voice in the middle of the process and used that time to layer many backing vocals and guitars and even played bass on the tracks. Robin Eccleston played the keys and you; my friend, filled in the grooves. I’m really proud of the sound we achieved. It’s polished rich and its honest. Also, Robin played a huge part in directing the vocal harmonies that really brought songs like Herd and My Unknown Love to a whole other level.

JC: Did you write all of the songs on this album in one short period of time, or had some of them been kicking around in your head for a while before recording this album?

EM: I wrote the bulk of them as I was teaching myself to play again. So from my birthday in June 06’ to July 06’. Then I left for Europe for a month. Came back; wrote a few more and I was in the studio by September and the album was done in the early spring of 07. It was a lightning fast feeling and yet there was so much depth coming through me. It’s as if 11 years of holding music inside me was bursting out like a dam breaking.

I had one overlying rule…no bull. The songs had to be what I experienced and no punches were pulled.

JC: It seems like some of your songs have a certain air of sadness, disappointment or feelings of loss in the lyrics, while many others seem to suggest a sense of rebirth or rising above difficulties and looking towards a bright future. Do you feel that this thematic counterpoint speaks to any particular time in your life, and if so: in what way?

EM: Check the calendar. We’re all dying everyday. Nobody gets younger. But it’s what you do with the time that you’re given that constitutes the quality of your life. I was in a REALLY emotionally confused and depressed time of my life and although I didn’t see a light at the end of the tunnel at the time, music made me feel as though I was working towards something. That’s where the optimism within the calamity that I was experiencing comes into play.

JC: Was recording this album as cathartic an experience as you hoped it would be?

EM: It was that and some!! My life has changed entirely since I’ve released the album. I feel balanced; content and full of purpose. I’ve been using my music to raise money for the foodbank to feed our friends who are a bit down and I just love every note that I play, good, bad or otherwise. I know that some songwriters say this would be a poor metaphysical state for songrwriting but tell that to Bob Marley. Life can be a really good thing to you sometimes and I think where I’m going not just in music but in general is a good place.

JC: Have you had much opportunity to perform the songs from Lonely Commotion live since recording the album?

I’m very proud to say that we sold out Revival in Toronto at my CD release party and we kicked some serious arse live (if I may be so bold to say). What’s great is that since the songs were written with just me and a guitar on a couch they can come across in so many different ways either with a full band or acoustic solo. So I’ve been playing coffee houses and full venues. We actually have a show coming up in Vaughan at Vinnie Gambini’s on the 24th and Mr. Campbell will be featured on drums at the show! Info: http://www.lonelycommotion.com/

JC: Do you have a preference between recording in the studio and performing live?

EM: There’s a definite sense of immediacy when you play live. The crowd never lies. If you’re not getting their attention you’ll know it. That doesn’t mean that they have to remain fixated on you; they just have to be interested. A lot of the live feeling has to do with being a performer and providing an experience and touching people in a way that a performer can whereas recording to me is kind of like being an artist working a blank canvas. Each audio layer is like adding more depth and texture to the painting. Plus, you don’t have any drunkards falling all over your gear in the studio….well; unless you play for the Stones.

Both experiences are vastly different and totally rewarding. If I had to regard one more than the other I would have to say recording because you’re creating something permanent; a legacy that can continually move people if you create it with honesty to your humanity in mind.

JC: I'd like to ask you about some of the lyrics to specific songs if you don't mind.

EM: Of course! Fire away….

JC: The album title, Lonely Commotion, is mentioned specifically in the lyrics of two of the songs on the album: the title track, and the live in studio piece My Song. Can you tell me a bit about what these words mean to you, and why you chose them for the title of the album?

EM: I have to give credit here to my friend Mary Bertolo. She’s the one who coined the phrase “Lonely Commotion.” I was talking to her about my moving to the downtown core of Toronto one day and she said: “beware of the Lonely Commotion. So many people around you and none of them say hi.”
What a great thought. Once I heard that phrase I knew that I had a theme to tie the whole experience I was personally going through in a macro sense of my role (if any) within our little world.

JC: I was particularly moved by the lyrics to Guilty Victims. Would you tell me a bit about what that song means to you?

EM: Guilty Victims has quickly become the most regarded track on the album and I save it for my encores because it means so much to me. I like to think of the way it progresses from just my voice and my guitar and culminates in a big jam at the end is a musical statement of how life can be sometimes.
Furthermore; the lyrics really sat in a shirt pocket by my heart for me.

The chorus… “Winners and Losers, we’re all the same if there’s no race to win. Life is rolling if miss your turn you don’t go again. So stay strong. Make your life your own.”

…precisely summates what I wanted to impart about living in such a confused and strained world. There is no tomorrow. We all have to appreciate the sanctity and value of each moment we live in. That’s the best way to live; it’s not a competition or a race; it’s a journey that happens one moment at a time and you have to make the best of each one with each other in mind.

In fact; Guilty Victims is the feel of where my storytelling is going with the next project.

If it sounds preachy to some; well, you’ve missed the point. Spreading a message of love and regard for living is never a bad thing in our world and I’m not ashamed of that.

JC: The song Herd seems to me to talk about some of the problems that all of us face at one time or another in our lives in our relationships with others, while also making some sociological observations about people in general. What motivated you to write this song?

EM: In a way, this is the oldest song on the album. I wrote it eleven years ago just before my band; Black Heaven broke up. It’s the piss and vinegar to Guilty Victims sympathy and observation. I dislike falseness and a lack of authenticity in people. Nothing is worse than that and when we behave this way; following without caring just for the sake of doing so or to appease others without regard or loyalty for who we really are and the friends around us…we’re in a Herd.

JC: What made you decide to record My Song live off the studio floor?

EM: My Song just had to be that way. I love the message in it because when I close my eyes I can see what I’m saying in the Theatre of my mind. There was no need to adulterate it with fluffery. Plus, it gives the listener a really good sense of what I sound like in one take without any polish. The next album will have more of this feel (if I don’t lose my voice again that is!!)

JC: There's a wonderfully exposed quality to the emotion in both the lyrics and the vocal performance on My Song. Does this piece resonate with you in the context of this project any more than any of the other songs?

EM: This is a killer question!! Kind of like Sophie’s Choice you know? I certainly have songs that I prefer to perform which resonate with me more so than others. Some songs like Goodbye or Dreaming and Crying are very much a moment in time. Then, songs like No Boundaries and Lonely Commotion defy to be quantified by time and they are universal to me. My Song is the same way. I really love to play My Song because it’s just as emotionally valid for me today as it was a year ago and it will be so ten years from now.

JC: The song Legacy contains the repeated lyric: "Yesterday still stands". How do you feel this ties in to any thoughts you might have about your own legacy, musical and/or otherwise?

EM: Hmm….i’m not really sure to be honest. Where I’ve been certainly mitigates where I’m going. I used to ask my mom as a child…. “how will they remember me when I’m gone.” I was obsessed with this idea. Now I’m obsessed with living and I try to put a rock on the past and keep looking forward.

JC: In the song Based On A True Story you sing about a friend of yours named Manny. In the lyrics we get a glimpse into what seems to be a much deeper story about hard times. Have you kept in touch with Manny? Do you know how he's doing now?

EM: I am very sorry to say that Manny is no longer with us. He found himself challenged in a dark place that he just could not resolve or find a way out of and he tragically took his life. I wrote that song because I wanted to express that he was a human being just like you and I and there is no need for judgement in this situation.

The biggest loss is that we won’t be graced by the presence of such a beautiful spirit. It was his time to go as it will be my time some day one way or another. I still think of Manny every single day. Particularly when I’m down I miss him dearly. Wherever he finds himself I’m sure he’s smiling because I can feel his warmth when I remember him.

JC: I really enjoyed the lyrics to Goodbye, which starts with the spoken phrase "You chase the things that run from you, and I'm tired of chasing". This line colors the story of the whole song and seems to me to speak of learning to let go of things beyond your control. Was this song motivated by a single event in your life, or by a number of different ones?

EM: Which one of us hasn’t chased something that wasn’t meant to be? Love is fleeting as they say isn’t it? So get on a good pair of runners!

Goodbye was very much part of the catharsis that I spoke of earlier. About changing my direction in life. The amazing thing is that as personal as these songs are; I certainly don’t OWN the life situations I found myself in and so many people who’ve heard the album come up to me and say that they think I wrote the song for them :) That’s fine with me :)

JC: The song Dreaming and Crying and the secret track Dreaming and Running have very similar titles. Are the lyrics of these two songs part of one larger theme, or were they always meant to be separate?

EM: I wrote Dreaming and Running first. I also added the instrumental part to the beginning of it….to find it you must…..muhahhaha…you’ll just have to listen to the album (hint-look at it in a mirror). In any event; I used the same chords for Dreaming and Crying but bounced the groove around to a whole new swing so they’re sister songs in a way. The former is about my errrr….tolerance for alcohol…while the latter is about longing for someone.

JC: Dreaming and Running contains one of the darkest lyrics on the album with the line "All I want / is to drink 'til I'm alone". I think this line perfectly characterizes a state of mind that we've probably all seen someone in at one time or another. Is this something that you went through, or was it just a well chosen poetic image?

EM: None of the lyrics on this album were derived from anything but personal experience.

Therefore; if I say “when the devils’ in a black dress with long hair and a soft caress. I play along. I know she’ll be gone.”

I lived that and had a couple of dances with the devil on occasion. With Dreaming and Running; we all have vices…whether they be gambling, sex, drugs, speeding or all of the above. Sometimes it’s just easier to hide in those vices than to face your life. That’s a dangerous philosophy but it is one that is becoming more and more prevalent. I have to say that I think I somewhat have that beast in a cage…for now. I’d be foolish and naïve to try and say that I’m perfect so I won’t.

JC: Do you have plans to record another album in the future, or was Lonely Commotion a one-time thing?

EM: I’m not a huge fan of the industry as a whole. There are a lot of amazing people in it though that truly love music and that’s where I think I’d like to fit in. I’m entirely self funded and self produced which means that my material is without bureaucracy or mitigation. It’s become my love in my life too.

If; at some point, the need for me to express sentiments through songs escapes me again…well; I’ll see you in another 11 years I suppose. But until then; I want to get back in the studio next year and add another chapter to my Legacy.

JC: Now that you've had to live with the finished album for almost a year, is there anything you would do differently if you had it to do over again?

EM: I know this is going to sound like I’m taking extreme Yoga classes in an effort to try and kiss my own arse but I really have to say that I loved the whole process of making Lonely Commotion and with Robin Eccleston’s help it came within 99.9% of what I had envisioned and in many ways exceeded that vision. I had a very high goal set for the project so that’s insane when you think about it. I’m very proud of Lonely Commotion and although I know it’s not perfect; that’s what makes it human ;-)

JC: Has your return to music affected other aspects of you life at all?

EM: Well, aside from the personal benefits of having a better centre on what’s important; the only real difference is how I prioritize my time. I still work as hard as ever at paying the bills but I’ll make time say when I wake up in the morning to play the drums or while I’m making myself dinner I’ll have a notepad to scribble down song ideas….music has become integrated into my life and that includes my daily life.

JC: Do you still keep in touch with any of the musicians from your earlier work, and have they heard your latest music?

EM: Thankfully I’m able to keep in touch with a good portion of the band and at the CD release party they were so proud of me! We had a big hug after the gig and a good chat over a beer. I’m 32 and getting back into this at my age I really feel like I have no pretensions. I just want to share as much as I can with as many people as I can. In fact; I found out today that I inspired a buddy to buy a blues harmonica. Something he said he’s been meaning to do all his life….now that felt great ;l

JC: Can you give me any insight into what people should expect to hear from your future work in terms of thematic content?

EM: I’m very glad that you asked this question. Lonely Commotion was an effort to expunge some demons, set forth a personal biography and in many ways leave a testament as to who I am behind. This next work (as yet untitled but about half way written) is going to be a much broader message and more of a perspective of US rather than ME. You and I. The community of humanity.
God willing; if I remain in good health then it will be another chapter in this book of music that I’m trying to make.

JC: Well, I think that's about it Eric; unless there's anything else you'd like to add.

EM: I wanted to say thank you for taking the time to prepare these questions and thanks to all of the Haggis Fans out there for taking the time out of their busy days to read this. You guys really are amazing. I needed a good picture of James for the album and I made a request on your site and I received a bunch of pictures in no time flat. One ended up in the album!! I hope that as the Haggis fans read this they’re in a good place surrounded by good people.

Phantastic Phun with Phascinating Physics #1: Redshift and the Doppler Effect

Over the years, very few things have brought more joy into my life than science. An understanding of some of the principles of physics in particular has enriched my life and answered questions I’ve long wondered about in a very satisfying way. So, I would like to share with you a number of things that I’ve learned over the years that I find particularly fascinating. This will be the first of many installments to come, and I’ve decided to start with two related topics. The Doppler Effect is something that most of us probably experience in some way on a daily basis although we may not be aware of it or understand exactly what’s happening. I’d like to share with you a detailed explanation of the Doppler Effect, and how it led to one of the most significant cosmological discoveries of the twentieth century: the effect known as “Redshift”. If you’re already familiar with the inner workings of both of these concepts, you may want to skip this blog entry as I’m just going to yak about these two subjects for a bit without talking about anything else.

The way most people experience the Doppler Effect is in the presence of some sort of motorized vehicle. A train blasting its horn is a particularly good example. As the train approaches, the horn sounds at one consistent pitch (or frequency), but as the train passes and the engine moves away down the track, the pitch of the horn seems to get lower in frequency. This is the Doppler Effect in action. The horn isn’t actually changing in pitch; it’s blowing at one steady frequency. The interesting thing is that the horn’s actual pitch is lower than it sounds as the train approaches, and higher than it sounds as the train fades into the distance. To understand what’s happening, first we need to understand some of the basic properties of sound.

Sound and Waves

All sound is vibration. Vibration by an object causes the air (or other medium) to vibrate, and that air upon reaching a human ear causes the ear drum to vibrate. That vibration is then interpreted by the brain, and the sound is registered. It’s amazing to think that all the different sounds that you hear in your daily life are just different vibrations of air entering your ears. Classical music, an airplane engine and a crackling fire are all making sound the same way: by vibrating the air. What makes them sound different to your ear is that each of those sound sources vibrates the air in a slightly different way. To describe the differences in vibration is a subject for some other time however, so we’ll just try to stick to a basic type of vibration that we can use as an example.

Let’s say that you and I are in a concert hall together, and I’m on stage at my drum kit which has been miked up through the huge sound system. The room is silent, until I hit my bass drum once. In this setting, the vibration created by the speakers is often something you can actually feel in your chest. What you’re feeling is in fact the air being pushed (vibrated) by the speakers, and that specific type of vibration is registered by your ears as a deep, low thud.

To understand what’s actually happening to the air, see Figure 1.
Here you can see the speaker on the left pushing molecules of air. Where you see the highest concentration of molecules (dots) is where the air has been compressed most severely by the speaker’s vibration. Just like a wave on the ocean, this compression pushes the air in front of it, which pushes the air in front of it, and so on and so on until the compression “wave” hits your ear drum and you hear a loud thud.

Now, to make a few things easier to understand, I’m going to show you a very rough graph of this compression wave (see Figure 2). (I promise not to let this get too dry; or at least no more so than necessary!)
Here you can see the degree to which the air molecules are compressed on the vertical axis, and time on the horizontal axis. As you can see, the compression of the air starts at zero just before the compression wave hits. As the wave hits, the compression of air molecules increases rapidly until it reaches a maximum peak, which we call a “crest”. After the “crest” hits, the air compression starts to subside, but what’s interesting is that the wave leaves behind it a pocket of lower air density, or negative compression.

To understand this, imagine you drop a heavy, flat rock into a calm pond. As the rock passes through the surface of the water it pushes down on the water under itself, compressing that water. Also, as the rock passes below the surface it leaves only air behind it for a split second until the water rushes back from all sides over the top of the rock, creating a big splash which takes a few moments to calm down. What we’re interested in right now is the pocket of air traveling behind the rock because for that split second there’s very little water above the rock, and compressed water below the rock.This represents (in this case with water instead of air) the region of LOW compression which we call rarefaction. Basically, you can just think of the word “rarefaction” as the opposite of compression, or negative compression if you like. The point of this long winded example is to show that one wave is made up of both one region of compression and one region of rarefaction before everything can begin returning to normal.

Now, back to sound in the air and Figure 2. We’ve talked about the crest of the wave, and now we see the region of low compression, which we call a trough. So now that you understand both the crest and the trough, there are three more properties of waves that we need to understand before moving on to the Doppler Effect itself. The first is speed. Since we’re talking about sound here, we can see that all sound travels at the speed of sound (I know that’s a bit of a silly statement, but it does help to clarify a few things), and so all of the sound waves coming from my bass drum that we might discuss are going to travel at the same speed. The second property is called wavelength. This is really just what it sounds like. It is the length of physical space between the start of the wave’s crest and the end of its trough. Depending on the size of the wave in question, it’s just measured in meters, centimeters, yards, inches, or sometimes even kilometers or miles. The last property we’re going to discuss right now is called frequency. We use the word “frequent” often enough in every day life to know what it means, and really it doesn’t mean anything terribly different here. In every day life, “frequency” just refers to how often something happens, and in the case of sound, the “something” in question is your ear being hit by a wave crest. (We generally refer to being hit by the crests because remember that this is the region of HIGH compression that you feel in your chest and which slams into your ear drum to initiate vibration). It’s worth noting that frequency is measured in units called Hertz (abbreviated Hz), which really just means “cycles per second”, or for our purposes here, complete waves per second. All of this of course is really just a fancy way of saying “how often something happens”.

Now, here’s a very important concept. If you picture water waves on the ocean, and we assume for the moment that they’re going to all travel at the same speed: what happens to frequency as wavelength is increased? Or, put another way, if you’re standing neck deep in the water at the beach and waves are hitting you in the face one after another: if the distance between wave crests gets larger, will you get hit in the face more or less frequently? If you think about it, or go and try it out, you’ll probably realize the fundamental concept that (assuming the speed of the waves doesn’t change) as wavelength increases, frequency decreases. Likewise, as frequency increases, wavelength decreases. (See Figures 3 and 4). This concept is very important, and crucial to understanding how the Doppler Effect works.

The Doppler Effect

Now we’re ready to take on the Doppler Effect. To do so, let’s return to the example from the beginning of this ramble where we talked about a train going by while blowing its horn. I don’t know much about train horns, but it’s safe to assume that the horn is something like a glorified version of your car horn. It beeps at a certain pitch (or frequency – eh, eh?), and if the horn is working properly, it always beeps at the same pitch. Depending on your particular style of driving, you may be intimately familiar with the sound of your own car horn. If you could stand in front of the train while it was blowing its horn and wasn’t moving, you would hear the sound of its horn exactly the way it really does sound. Something interesting happens though as soon as the train starts moving towards you. First of all, you get off the train tracks. Less importantly, but more interestingly, something happens to the sound of the horn. It seems to get higher in pitch. Let’s have a look at why.

(Although I just hinted at it in the above paragraph, it’s important to point out that the words “pitch” and “frequency” can be used somewhat interchangeably; frequency is just a little more specific. The same thing that you would describe as being high in pitch can also be described as being high in frequency. Try it yourself. Go find someone, and right in their face sing a high note and then a low note. You’ve just changed the frequency with which your lungs and vocal chords are vibrating the air. You just made the face of the person in front of you get hit by wave crests less frequently when you sang the low note than when you sang the high note. Now, if you haven’t been punched in the nose yet, you might also want to reflect on the fact that the wavelength of your low note was longer than that of your high note).

Now, there’s a very important distinction between the train horn and my bass drum from the earlier example that we now need to consider. When I hit my bass drum, it was a relatively short lived sound. It was one quick hit, and then it was over. The train however is blowing its horn constantly. This does not mean that the whole blast of the horn consists of one incredibly long wave, but rather one continuously emitted type of wave See Figure 5.

Our previous diagrams all dealt with stationary objects; but now we’ve got to deal with a moving train. Keep in mind that the train is continuously blowing its horn as it starts moving. I’m going to use just a few numbers here, but don’t let them freak you out. It’s not necessary to understand the math right now, just the results. Let’s say for the sake of simplicity that when it was stationary, the distance between wave crests was 10 centimeters. At the speed of sound, that would mean that the horn has a frequency of about 3,420Hz, depending on the air temperature. All that means is that your ear would get hit by 3,420 wave crests every second. What’s very important to realize is that while the wavelength and frequency of the sound being emitted by the train’s horn remain constant (just like your car horn always sounds the same to you while you’re in the car, regardless of how fast you’re going), as the train starts moving, it’s ever so slightly closer to you (the bystander observing the train) when it releases the second wave than it was when it released the first wave. At very low speeds, such as that of a train just beginning to accelerate, this change in the train’s position hardly makes a detectable difference. However at higher speeds the difference begins to become pronounced. For example, if the train were moving at 100 kilometers per hour it would be 0.81cm closer to you when it released the second wave than it was when it released the first. That means that the distance between wave crests (the wavelength) seems to your ear to have been reduced by 0.81cm. (Remember that when wavelength decreases, frequency increases). What this means in terms of what you hear is that the train’s horn will seem to have a frequency of 3,681.38Hz. It’s not necessary to understand right now anything more about these numbers than the fact that to you the bystander the frequency of an approaching train’s horn will be higher than that of a stationary train. (See Figure 6 for an overhead view of a stationary train vs. a moving train radiating sound waves out in all directions. The circles represent wave crests).

Now, the train isn’t going to go on approaching you forever. Eventually it’s going to go by. Now we have the opposite effect. As the train is rolling away from you down the tracks, it’s slightly farther away from you each time it releases a sound wave (See Figure 6). Assuming the train has held a constant speed, now the horn is going to seem to have a frequency of 3,163.74Hz. Again, it’s not important to understand any more about these numbers than that the frequency of a retreating train’s horn will be lower than either that of a stationary train or an approaching train. If you are standing near the tracks as all of this goes down, there will be a brief period between the time when the train’s horn is mostly heading directly towards you and the time when the train’s horn is mostly heading directly away from you during which the train’s horn will be barely moving relative to you. Can you guess when? It will be when the horn is directly next to you. In this split second, the horn isn’t moving towards or away from you; it’s just blasting away right next to your ear, relatively motionless, probably prompting you to cover your ears. This is why the sound of the horn holds a relatively high pitch for a while at first as it is approaching you, and then the pitch seems to rapidly fall off as the train blows by, finally settling on a pitch much lower than the one you heard at first.

Congratulations, you now understand how the Doppler Effect works (I hope). If you’d like to experience it for yourself in a controlled way and at your own convenience, you’ll need a friend who can drive a car to assist you. Go stand out next to a road (not ON the road) with at least a reasonable speed limit (say, no less than 50km/h or 30 mph) and send your friend out in the car to drive past you. As your friend approaches, have him/her lay on the horn and hold it while maintaining a constant speed until he/she is well past you. You’ll hear the Doppler Effect in action for yourself.

So how does any of this tie in to cosmology or some concept called Redshift? I’m glad you asked!

Light

Like sound, light is a type of vibration. It is however a totally different type of vibration from sound in that it doesn’t require a medium through which to travel. Basically all I mean by that is that while sound needs some sort of substance like air or water (or about a million other substances) to vibrate and thus make itself heard, light can travel through the empty vacuum of space (as well as air and water and others). This is because while sound is just moving physical objects (ie molecules of one substance or another), light is pure energy, and has comparatively little interaction with physical objects. Just for your own curiosity, we call sound waves “mechanical waves” while light waves are “electromagnetic waves”. Light waves do however have many of the same properties we discussed with sound waves. Light waves have wavelengths and frequencies and speed, although the speed involved with light is much, much higher than the speed of sound. Again, just for your own curiosity, while the speed of sound through the air is a sluggish 330 meters per second plus or minus 5/9 times the air temperature in degrees Centigrade, light whips along at almost 300,000,000 meters per second, regardless of the air temperature. Basically this means that the speed of light is about 877,193 times faster than the speed of sound!

When we normally think of light, what we’re actually thinking about is a small sliver of what is called the “electromagnetic spectrum”: the only type of radiation that’s visible to the human eye. The word radiation often carries with it a negative connotation. When we think of radiation we think of something invisible but very harmful in large doses. Perhaps we think of ultra-violet radiation, or microwaves, or even X-rays or radar. It can be interesting to consider that all of these forms of radiation aren’t really any different from the light we’re used to seeing except that they have a different wavelength and consequently a different frequency (recall again the relationship between frequency and wavelength). All of these forms of radiation, visible light included, travel at (big surprise) the speed of light! Imagine that. Sound travels at the speed of sound and light travels at the speed of light. Where do we come up with these names? Anyway, visible light is harmless, but some other frequencies can be quite harmful. The types of electromagnetic radiation, in order of from highest frequency to lowest frequency, are as follows: Cosmic Rays, Gamma Rays, X-Rays, Ultraviolet, Visible Light (Violet through Red), Infrared, Microwaves, and Radio Waves.

Cosmology

Cosmology, for anyone who doesn’t already know, is basically the study of the history of the Universe. Cosmologists attempt to figure out how the Universe came to be, what happened in the early Universe, what is happening out there now, and what will happen in the future. This can be a very difficult job, as you may imagine. Most scientists in most fields have the luxury of being able to closely examine the thing they wish to study. To pick it up, put it down, or subject it to a variety of tests. This is obviously not an option for the Universe as a whole. All cosmologists can really do is look, think, and calculate. The problem is that most of the Universe is pretty hard to see, with the exception of stars and the patterns they make. Cosmologists have used the light from these stars to try to figure out what’s going on out there.

One of the early problems of cosmology was to figure out how long the Universe has been around. Was the Universe always here? Will it always be here? Does it change with time, or is it completely static and constant? These are hard questions to answer from our little blue speck. The Universe is so incredibly big that if you could travel at the speed of light (given above), it would still take you over three years to reach the Sun’s nearest neighbor star. It would take you 120,000 years at the same speed to travel across our galaxy, and then there’s a whole Universe full of galaxies out there beyond ours. Quickly it becomes apparent just how difficult it is to take on any questions that concern the Universe as a whole!

Redshift

The way the above questions were answered was by studying the light being emitted by stars. The fusion reaction that powers the burning of the stars you see when you look at the sky at night is also responsible for creating almost all the elements that make up our planet. Amazingly enough, most of the chemical elements that make up your body were once part of a star shining light out into the blackness of the Universe. Astronomers realized that it was possible to detect the presence of different elements in an actively burning star by studying the spectrum of light it emits. What happens is that different elements have different indicators, signatures if you like, that show up when taking a reading of a given star’s spectrum. Basically there are certain narrow little frequencies in the star’s spectrum that stand out when a certain element is present. Here was actually an experiment we could perform here on Earth! By heating up some of these elements and taking a reading of the light spectra they give off, we were able to see matches. An interesting thing happened though: when looking at some galaxies and studying the light they gave off, scientists didn’t see quite exactly what they expected. They saw all the indicator frequencies that they expected, but they weren’t quite right. They were all uniformly shifted slightly over towards the red end of the light spectrum. It was a man named Edwin Hubble (yes, the guy for whom the telescope was named) who first realized that this was an indication that the galaxies scientists were studying were actually moving away from us. Remember from our discussion about the Doppler Effect that a train which is moving away from you will produce sound waves of a seemingly longer wavelength, and therefore lower frequency? The same thing was happening here, only with light! (Recall from the list above under the “Light” heading that the red end of the color spectrum has a lower frequency than the violet end). This effect was named (as you have no doubt guessed) “redshift”, and is really just a manifestation of the Doppler Effect on a grand scale. There are also some galaxies that have been found to have spectra that are “blueshifted”. Can you guess what this means these galaxies are doing? If you guessed that they’re moving towards us, you’re right. Again, this is because the light from a galaxy that is moving towards us will appear to have waves of a shorter wavelength and thus higher frequency than they really do. (I suppose that this effect might better have been called “violetshifting”, but that doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, eh?)

These discoveries eventually led cosmologists to conclude that the Universe is indeed expanding, and even helped (by working backwards) to estimate an approximate age for the Universe. There are a few different theories floating around on that one, but a middle of the road estimate puts the Universe at about 15 billion years old.

And so we come to the end of this very long diatribe about a couple of things that I find interesting. Who would have ever thought that the sound of a passing train might have helped anyone to figure out the age of the Universe? Or that the Doppler Effect could be applied to the light from distant galaxies? Anyway, I hope you’ve found these topics as interesting as I do, and if anyone has any questions, or if there’s anything that I haven’t made clear, I’d be delighted to answer and/or revise to alleviate any and all confusion.

The Seven Deadly Hotels

Hello everyone! As we travel around the continent, we are sometimes left to our own devices with regards to accommodations. Often on the night of a show there are hotel rooms provided for us, but when there aren't or when we're on a driving day with no show, it's up to us to figure out where we feel like resting our heads for the evening. Often the city/town/middle of nowhere is dictated to us by the necessities of travel that day, but we can pick and choose our hotel of choice. Being a money grubbing weasel who is always trying to save as many pennies as we can, my vote is usually for the cheapest most vile dive of a dump we can possibly find. Basically, if the organism at the check-in counter has any fewer than six legs, the hotel's too ritzy for me! This has lead to a number of interesting/amusing experiences over the years, and so I'd like to share with you now the seven most horrifying hotels in which we've ever stayed. I give you: The Seven Deadly Hotels!

7. Last year we stayed in a hotel in Winston Salem, North Carolina. I don't remember the name of it, but it smacked of crime. There were a couple of entrances to the highway right next to the hotel for a quick getaway, and the room looked like the kind of place you'd want to get away from in a big hurry. There wasn't too much particularly crazy about this hotel, but several pieces of furniture in each room looked like they'd been chopped to pieces with an axe, or maybe like someone had systematically dropped pianos on each piece, then tried to put them back in the room and hoped that no one would notice. All in all, the rooms had a very shady feel about them that's kind of hard to describe, and were in VERY poor shape with bathrooms about big enough for a spider to comment "well honey, it's a little cozy, but it's all we can afford right now". The beds were pretty uncomfortable as I recall, but as long as I wasn't going to die there that night I wasn't going to make a big issue of it.

6. On our way to pick up Mark at the Philadelphia airport one time we stopped for the night in Binghampton, New York. I don't really remember why we didn't have enough time to go all the way to Philly that day, but for some reason we didn't. This was one of those motels out on some side road outside of town where all the doors to the rooms face the road. The furniture was intact in this room, but the walls and ceiling of the room hadn't fared quite as well. One of the rooms was missing some ceiling tiles, and there were a variety of electrical wires hanging down from the ceiling into the room.

The bathroom lights didn't work, so at night you were completely in the dark. Also, the bathroom had one of those brutal shower stalls made of those tiny square tiles like they had in your high school change room. As a reasonably tall person, I've never been a big fan of shower stalls, and this one was tight and didn't seem particularly clean. At least the bathroom did have a window, so during the day time there was light, but the ground floor window was fully transparent (a little unusual for a bathroom window), and what little there was in the way of a curtain was translucent and wasn't capable of covering the whole window. Not that this was of particularly great concern, but it was just odd. I don't think I've ever seen that before or since. The water from the tap at this motel tasted particularly vile if I remember correctly; so much so that you'd be tempted to slowly die of thirst before chancing the gustatory ordeal of sampling another millilitre of that poisonous fluid.

5. Ah, now on to the Canmore Hotel in Canmore, Alberta. This was both our gig and our hotel that evening. There was a bar/club on the bottom floor that actually wasn't half bad, but the accommodations left a few things to be desired. It's always nice when your hotel for the evening is within walking distance from the gig, but I would have gladly gone some distance that night. Strangely, the hotel goes by the nickname "The Ho", and uses the slogan "Your Ho away from home". I'm not making this up. Apparently it's one of those places that more or less every young local has worked at for at least a few days to make a little extra money. Anyway, on to the hotel.

We were given five single rooms, which sounds exciting as we usually share rooms, but we soon found out why. All the rooms there are single rooms approximately the size of a large walk-in closet. The rooms don't have bathrooms; there's one communal bathroom in the middle of the single hallway. Now, the condition of the the rooms wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible either. The bedspread had some cigarette burns through it, and so did the sheets, but they seemed clean enough otherwise. There was a tall window in the room with a white curtain about the thickness of a proton which blocked out absolutely no light (in fact, I'm not sure that the curtain wasn't emitting some of the light that was coming through). The heat was permanently on in the room, but it was on low enough in my room that the heat was bearable (one of the other guys opted to sleep in the van to escape the unbearable heat in his room). It also allowed me to use my bedspread as a curtain to block out the fiery ball of death rising over the mountains in the morning.

Now, none of this would have been too bad if it weren't for the fact that the walls were paper thin, and there was a non-stop all-night party going on in the short hallway connected to the few rooms available. Let me now explain what I mean by "party". There was the usual laughing and drinking and carrying on that usually accompanies the word, but additionally there were skateboarders riding up and down the hallway running into walls and doors, wall riding the doors themselves on occasion. Trying to sleep through what was going on was more or less analogous to trying to sleep in the middle of an active construction site, or trying to sleep in a county that also contains me laughing at something.

4. We once stayed in a university-run motel in Tallahassee, Florida. Now, at a cursory glace, and if someone had chopped off your nose and removed your lungs, these rooms appeared to be just fine and dandy! Unfortunately, I still had my nose and lungs (although upon setting foot in the room I began frantically searching for a pair of pinking shears with which to clip off my nose) and so my experience in this hotel was thus sabotaged. The air was more or less alive with mould and mildew. In fact I'm pretty sure I heard a few spores chuckling to themselves when they saw us enter. The room was pretty close to 1,000,000 degrees Centigrade (1,800,032 degrees Fahrenheit), and so I promptly turned on the air conditioning. This was I'm sure just what the spores were waiting for, because it turned out that the entire spore army was lurking inside the room's wall mounted air conditioning unit. The density of mildew stench in the air reached that of soup (and I mean a really thick, business-like soup with lots of chunks of things in it; more of a stew really. A mould and mildew stew in a stench broth), and so we were left to decide whether to cook slowly in our skins or permanently lose the use of our respective noses. I think my room opted to go with the loss-of-nose angle.

That was really the most serious thing, but the rooms were lacking smoke detectors. We knew because there was a big hole in the ceiling with wires hanging out of it where the smoke detector should have been in each room. At first we thought it was just the one room we'd been in so far, so a couple of the guys asked the front desk for another room, specifically mentioning the smoke-detector oriented reason for this request. They were happy to oblige, and sent them to another room. The lack of smoke detector was in a different spot in the room this time, but the story was basically the same. It turned out that ALL of the rooms had had their respective smoke detectors ripped out, and I'm not sure if we ever found out exactly why.

On top of all that, the bed was one of those beds that feels like it's just a lattice of criss-crossing wires instead of anything resembling what would conventionally be called a "mattress". You could actually see the lines of the wires through the sheet on the bed. Just a lovely stay. I slept like a walrus who just found out that he's being evicted in the morning, and his land lord's away for the week on vacation and can't be reached.

3. One time we stayed in a little motel in Holyoke, Massachusettes; I forget the name. This one was pretty interesting. I'm not quite sure how they stayed in business, because it seemed like no one had stayed there in years. You know how things look in a movie after there's been some sort of nuclear holocaust (or zombies, or killer virus or whatever) that killed off all the inhabitants of a small town, and then some unaffected person comes to town and wanders around wondering what happened to everyone? That's how this room looked. Everything was in its place, but there was a thick layer of dust on everything in the rooms. I mean dust that you could write in with your finger. There was also a wide variety of stains on the floor (poor Mark had to sleep on that disgusting floor that night if I remember correctly) and some cigarette burns in the sheets. The crowning glory of this hotel though was the shower. I can remember Craig coming over to the room I was in asking to use our shower because his was only able to manage a vigorous dripping possibly sufficient to get a paramecium damp only to find that our shower gave forth a brown sludge that I guess was supposed to pass for water. In short, it wasn't easy to stay clean in any capacity in this motel!

2. And now on to possibly the shadiest motel in which we've ever stayed. Just about 20 minutes or so into New Jersey from New York City (I forget the name of the town) we stayed in what could best be thought of as an anti-palace. The place had hourly rates posted, which really doesn't bode that well for the clientele, but that was just the beginning of it. Our room looked like it had had a recent coat of paint on it to cover up a wide variety of graffiti written on the walls, but that hadn't stopped the people staying there from writing more graffiti on top. I wish I could remember what the walls said in there, but I think there were some pretty wild things. There was a channel on the TV that between the hours of something like midnight and something like 11am showed some rather questionable programming not at all suitable for younger viewers as part of your basic room fee, and there were a number of other clues among the room's lengthy and verbose graffiti that strongly spoke to regular visitations by ladies (and perhaps gentlemen) of the evening. The bathroom door wouldn't really stay closed all that well, and was covered in graffiti on the inside, and the shower was in such a state that it was easy to believe that you might be dirtier after using it than you were before. After sleeping in the bed though, I was willing to take that chance.

1. And now the number one filthiest place we've ever stayed. I still look back on this place and wonder if it really existed. Perhaps it emerges from a cloud of smog and toxic gas once every hundred years or so, or maybe it was built by a bunch of pranksters seeing just how much a band would be willing to endure without complaining. The place in question was the band house provided by a bar called "Amigos" or "Amigo's" (I forget which) in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. What a piece of work this place was. Let me try to paint you a picture.

First, I went up the narrow staircase next to the door to Amigo's that led over the bar. At the top of the stairs, it looked like some kind of drug dealer's last resort hideout. There was a white (well, formerly white) plastic table and a few plastic chairs (the kind that you could probably buy a set of at a variety store for about $15.00) that were all covered in graffiti in black sharpie. EVERYTHING in this place was covered in band stickers and graffiti. Hanging from a long, vandalized, 1cm metal pipe running down from the ceiling over the table that probably should have ended in an overhead light was a soiled towel, or garment of some kind. I didn't want to know badly enough to explore its nature beyond a visual inspection as it hung. There was another "table" in the room which was an upside down broken television, its screen covered in vandalized band stickers to a degree that would have made turning it on pointless even if it hadn't been broken.

The bathroom was covered in band stickers and thoroughly offensive graffiti of every description from ceiling to floor. The mirror was so covered in stickers as to be completely useless. There were stickers and graffiti inside the toilet bowl! The shower was covered in mocking graffiti, although I think it was more or less free of stickers. Beside the shower was a pile of small, thin hand towels, which were to serve as bath towels for us. Apparently, there was one bath towel as well, but Craig (being the first one into the room) wisely saw and squirreled it away for his own use in the morning, and then came out of the bathroom complaining about how there were only hand towels for us. I salute his quick thinking!

On to the "beds". There were five filthy mattresses lying in various corners of the two adjoining doorless rooms. Most of them were falling apart: foam and such falling out of their sides and corners. I had to shake the dirt and gravel out of the sheets of my bed (I swear that I'm not exaggerating here) and dust off my pillow before I dared lay down to sleep. This is one of the only occasions in my life where I've ever chosen to sleep in my clothes from that day. I think I was the second last person to shower in the morning, and like a weasel of a fink, ended up using the last few hand towels to dry off. Even at that, I wasn't completely dry. I'm probably forgetting some of the details of this room, and I wish that we'd had a camera with us to show just how crazy the place was, but alas, it's lost to the ages now.

Well, there's the top seven. Honourable mention should also go to the Knight's Inn in Dayton, where Brian, Laura and I tried three different rooms before we found one that didn't reek of cat urine (after the door knob to the first room we tried fell apart in my hands while trying to lock it. In its defense though, it did look like the door had been broken down a few times in its life). Honorable mention also goes to a hotel in Victoria, B.C. that we didn't end up staying in. After all, we have some standards! This one was on top of a strip club, and the ear-plug-dispensing man at the counter advised us not to use the elevator, and further advised in a very friendly and helpful way that we not stay there. There was vomit in the hallway by the rooms, and the one room we did see had random pieces of carpet laid over damaged spots in the floor through which came the pounding music from the bar below.

If any of you thought that life on the road was a glamorous thing, I hope I've enlightened you to some degree! On the whole, I should say these kinds of places are the exception rather than the rule, but we've definitely seen some interesting things in our travels!

Vegas and the Canyons

Hello everyone! I just got back from a fantastic trip that some of you might enjoy hearing about, but I'll start with Las Vegas. The shows were a lot of fun, and we saw some old friends there, and fortunately for me we were staying in a hotel/casino. I'm a big fan of games of all shapes and sizes, and card games in particular, so a casino is a somewhat dangerous place for me. Everything went well in the end though, this time.

I was on a separate flight from the rest of the guys, and consequently got to the hotel about five and a half hours before the rest of them. The idea was to catch some sleep before the show that night as I hadn't slept at all the night before due to the fact that I had to be at the airport at about 4:30am Friday morning and I'm a late night kind of guy. Unfortunately the hotel wouldn't let me check in to my room because the rooms were booked in Trevor's name, and obviously I am not Trevor. Sadly, this meant no rest for me. They did however hold my bags for me so that I was free to wander about unencumbered. I figured that I might as well see where I could get at the tables, so I sat down at the first black jack table I found, and in about five minutes I was up $37.50, so I walked away.

I then wandered down to Ceasar's Palace to see some artwork by my favourite artist, Stuart Yankell. He has some of his original pieces for sale in one of the galleries in the "shops" area of Ceasar's Palace. I have a number of his prints up on the walls in my house, but it was great to see the original pieces of some of the art I own! I would recommend checking him out if you like art. The link to him is available on my blog page in the side bar to the right. I particularly like the pieces he does of jazz musicians, but I have a number of his cityscape and marketplace paintings as well. Great work!

Anyway, I eventually made my way back to the hotel/casino to wait for the guys to arrive. Since I now had some profit to throw around, I decided to try my luck at craps. This is a much more complicated game than black jack, so I'll explain a very basic approach to how to play. This is only one simple way to play (there are about a million ways to make bets in this game), but it's the one that works for me.

You start by placing some money on the "Pass Line". Then you throw two dice. If you roll a 7 or an 11, you immidiately win your pass line bet, double your money, and roll again. If however you roll a 2, a 3, or a 12, you immediately lose your pass line bet, and can roll again if you put more money down.

Now, if you roll anything else (ie. anything BUT 2, 3, 7, 11, or 12), you set whatever number it is that you rolled (say, 4 for example) as a "point" that you are then trying to roll again in order to win your pass line bet. The "dealer" (for lack of a better term) will then place a large disc on the large "4" in yellow on the table above. Now the rules change (by "now" I mean the moment you make it past that initial roll without immediately winning or immediately losing your pass line bet). Now, only rolling a 7 will make you lose. Rolling anything else may or may not win you any money (as I'll explain in a moment), but only a 7 will make you lose. This disadvantage to you of course is that 7 is statistically the most commonly rolled number on dice.

Now, if you roll a 4, you win your point, and double up your pass line bet. No other number will do anything good for you unless you make any more bets. An easy way to do this is by betting (in addition to your pass line bet) on any or all of the numbers printed in yellow ink above. Let's say you bet on 8. Now you'll lose everything you put anywhere on the table if you roll a 7, win your pass line bet if you roll a 4, and win whatever you bet on 8 each and every time you roll an 8. No other number will do anything for you or against you.

What you can do however is bet on any or all of the numbers in yellow ink. So let's say you put money on each of the numbers up there. That means that now a 7 will lose you everything you put on the table, a 4 will win you your pass line bet, a 2, 3, 11, or 12 will do nothing for you or against you, and any other number will make you money. In short, as long as you don't roll a 7, you'll make money with almost every roll of the dice.

The catch to all of this is that when you put money on those numbers in yellow ink above, you can't remove your money from the table when you feel like leaving. In a manner of speaking, it's already lost. It will stay there until you roll a 7 and lose it to the house. The hope is that it will make more money for you while it's there than you'll eventually end up losing. If you think about it, if you only put money on 8 then all you have to do is roll an 8 before you roll a 7, and you'll break even. If you roll 8 twice before rolling a 7, you're up by whatever amount you bet. Each number bet you make pays for itself by hitting it once before rolling a 7, and makes profit by hitting it two or more times before rolling a 7.

That's just one approach to craps, but I've had a lot of fun playing! I tried to drag Brian and Trevor down in with me Saturday night, but they ended up just observing. Too bad because I had something of a hot streak that night! That's the nice thing about craps: it's everyone at the table against the house. A win for you is a win for everyone (who made similar bets), so it's generally a very supportive crowd of people if you're rolling well!

I then wandered over to the three card poker table, which I had never played before, and to which I didn't know the rules. This is a simpler game, but a really enjoyable one, so I'll explain how it works.

You start by placing a bet in the diamond with "Ante" written in it. This will be the money you're betting against the dealer hoping to double. You're dealt three cards (as the name suggests). The hands are as follows, in ascending order of value: high card (just having a single card in your hand that's higher than the dealer's hightest card) 1 pair (two of the same card, ie. a pair of 9's), a flush (three cards of the same suit ie. three spades), a straight (three cards of any suit in numerical sequence ie. 4 5 6, or 10 jack queen), three of a kind (ie. three 5's, or three kings), and finally a straight flush (three cards in numerical sequence of the same suit, ie. 7 8 9 all of diamonds). In order to beat the dealer, you just have to have a hand that's better than whatever hand the dealer gets dealt. The shuffling of the cards in this game is done by a machine, and it also portions out the various hands. There are no draws; you just play the three cards you're dealt.

So, now you've got your bet on "Ante" and you've got your cards. You now try to decide whether you're likely to have a better hand than whatever the dealer may have. If you decide you might, you place your cards in the "Play" rectangle, and exactly match your "Ante" bet on top of your cards over the "Play" diamond; no more no less. (If you decide that you probably don't have a better hand than the dealer, you can fold, and surrender your "Ante" bet). Then the cards get flipped over, and we see who wins. If you win, you double your "Ante" bet and your "Play" bet. If you lose, the dealer takes both bets.

There is an additional catch however, in the casino's favour of course. The dealer must have at least the high card of a queen or better in his/her hand in order to "qualify" to play. This means that if the dealer does not have at least a queen high or better, even though you've decided to play, and you put your "Play" bet down on the table, the dealer essentially says, "Now that I've looked at my cards, I've decided that we're not really going to play this hand. Here's your money back, and let's re-deal". You still win your "Ante" money, but if you don't have at the very least a queen high in your hand, you might be wasting your time playing.

Now, an additional potential bonus for you. You may notice in the picture above that there is another betting region on the table: a circle with the words "Pair Plus" written in it. This is an optional additional bet that you can make. It has nothing to do with beating or losing to the dealer, and is not affected be whether or not the dealer qualifies to play the poker hand. This bet only relates to what cards you get dealt. Essentially, all you're betting is that you will get dealt a pair or better. If you do, you win that part of the bet. If you don't, you lose that part of the bet. It's totally separate from the actual poker playing. The really nice thing about this bet though is that the house offers odds. That is to say that while your "Ante" and "Play" bets only pay out 1:1 (ie. a bet of $5 pays $5 if you win), some of the "Pair Plus" bets pay as much as 40:1 (ie. a bet of $5 pays $200 if you win). The odds offered for different hands vary from casino to casino, but they're always printed on the table so you'll be able to figure out what's going on.

So that's that game. I had a lot of fun playing this game over the weekend, and I think it ended up being a good money maker for a bunch of the guys. I think I came out on top in the band as far as everyone's respective winnings for the weekend, but it's not like any of us are playing for serious dollars. The old rule of "never bet what you can't afford to lose" definitely applies, and I certainly can't afford to lose much playing games at a casino!

The Canyons

After Vegas, the guys flew home, and I was joined by my family for a bit of a holiday. First we drove out to Springdale, Utah to Zion Canyon. It was absolutely spectacular. If you enjoy hiking, I couldn't possibly recommend it any more strongly. The scenery is beyond belief, and it seems to change almost with every step. On this first day, we hiked up a trail to a location called "Observation Point". It's a couple thousand feet above ground level, and has a spectacular view overlooking a long valley. Here are a few pictures from the hike:

From near the bottom:

From near the top:

Our next day brought us to Bryce Canyon, also in Utah. This place is like another world: Mars specifically comes to mind. Deep red rocks with white striations eroded into hoodoos (spires) that stretch on and on. You come upon this canyon already at the rim, and hike down into it. Here are some pictures:

It's hard to really convey perspective here, but try to keep your eyes on the trees in these photos for comparison to the mountains:

Day three brought us to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. I'm told that the South Rim is more spectacular (although I've never been there myself), but this certainly blew me away. There's really no capturing just how amazing it looks in person, but here are some photos anyway:


Some Dufus:

The whole crew of us (from left to right: my sister's boyfriend Jeff, my sister Katie, my Dad Hector, my Mom Judy, my girlfriend Kira, and that same dufus from the last picture)

Can you imagine what it must have been like for the first settlers to come across that? It just about looks like the end of the world. The first thing you'd have to try and figure out is whether it would be easier to go through or around! Just mind-blowing.

Finally, we went back to Zion Canyon to hike a different trail than the one we'd hiked before. This one was called "Angel's Landing", and was my favourite hike of the lot. They were all great, but this one had a great finish to it. After you climb a long way up, there's an extra peak on the top of the mountain that you can kind of treat as optional. Basically, you hike up the spine of the mountain top, with about 1,500 feet of air on either side of you. The people who look after the park have installed posts and a heavy chain most of the way up to give you something to hold on to, but even still it looks pretty perilous. There are a number of places where there's no chain, and no fence to keep you from going over the edge if you lost your footing. Unfortunately, my Dad and I made this ascent alone, and neither of us held a camera, but here's a picture of what the ascent looked like from below:

Here are some photos from lower parts of this hike:

Nearing the top:

Looking back on the climb leading up to the last photo:

My parents and I on a path between the sections depicted in the photos above:

All in all, the trip was absolutely wonderful from beginning to end, and I would strongly recommend that anyone with an interest in hiking seek out both Zion and Bryce Canyons. You won't regret a second of the time you spend there!

How I Joined ETH

Well, Trevor has lead the way in this story, so as per the requests on the talkboard I figured I'd kick in my own tale.

Back in high school, I played in an original rock/alternative band called Drowning June. A few members came and went from the band, but in the band's later days we ended up with a guy named Owen Pallett playing alternately keyboard and violin. I had met Owen years earlier when he Trevor and I got together to perform the tune Correspondences by a Canadian band called The Tea Party at a talent show night at Trevor and Owen's high school. When Drowning June decided we needed a violinist for a couple of songs, I thought of Owen.

I had always planned to go to school for physics, but in my last year of high school, I decided to pursue music for a career instead. I had to quit Drowning June, and I went off to Humber College to study jazz, following in the footsteps of my friend Anthony Giles (percussionist appearing on both Casualties of Retail and Soapbox Heroes), whose example convinced me that perhaps a person could play music for a living. I didn't know exactly what I was going to do with music; all I knew was that I loved jazz, and hopefully if I got good enough I would meet someone who would be interested in working with me on some project somewhere.

I remember a conversation with my Mother when I told my parents that I wanted to go to school for music instead of physics. She had asked me what exactly I was planning to do with my music education, and I told her "I don't know exactly. I'm just going to go there, and something will find me." Naively bold words, but things ended up working out for the best anyway! I imagine that my parents must have been somewhat apprehensive about my dubious career choice, but they supported me all the way as they always have.

Half way through my first year at Humber, I got a call from Trevor saying that he'd just joined a Celtic Rock band called Enter The Haggis. He also said that the band was going to be looking for a drummer soon, and perhaps I should think about auditioning. Not only that, but my friend Owen Pallett was already a member of the band, and the two of them thought I might be right for the job. Trevor gave me the name and number of one Craig Downie and told me to call him to arrange an audition.

Craig encouraged me to come on down to one of the band's rehearsals to jam, although I didn't know any of the music. To be honest, I didn't really have any concept of what Celtic Rock as a genre was. I immediately went out and bought Ashley MacIsaac's High How Are You Today? CD, as well as Natalie MacMaster's No Boundaries and a Celtic compilation CD called Bravehearts (not to be confused with the movie). I listened to those CD's non-stop before I went to the rehearsal so I might have at least some idea what to expect.

On a Thursday night I found my way up the shady elevator to the illustrious loft in which Craig was living which was unlike any place I had ever seen before. It only added to the mystique of the place that Craig had warned me on the phone to steer clear of the building next door on my way into his building as he suspected that it was a sweat-shop of some kind. From there we walked to the band's rented jam space on Richmond street just east of Spadina in Toronto. The place more or less always stank of mold and mildew but there were a variety of other odours thrown in there from week to week. It was always interesting to see what the jam space was going to smell like each time we went there. We jammed for a while on a number of different ideas, and if I'm not mistaken ended up playing some Red Hot Chili Peppers tune. On the recommendation of the band's at-the-time current drummer Ken Horne who was present at the jam, it was decided that I was to be tried out for a while.

My first part-show with the band was in February 1999 I think, and for a while I traded off songs at shows with Ken, who incidentally is the one who gave me the nickname "Seumas/Seamus/Shamus/ Shame Us". On St. Patrick's Day, March 17th 1999 I was officially asked to join the band permanently, and I did so by taking over for Ken mid-tune during a performance of the song The Train from Let The Wind Blow High. The show was at a bar called "Original's" on Bay street in Toronto.

For a good long while, it was a real challenge for me to regain my "rock chops" as I had been playing nothing but jazz for months. (It might be argued by some that I still have a ways to go in that department!). If you could hear a performance from the band back then, I think you would find my playing VERY different from what it has become. It's been an ongoing struggle for me over the years to find ways to incorporate my musical preferences into the music of Enter The Haggis, and my efforts have met with a wide variety of success and failure. The experience has been very rewarding though, and I've learned a lot about my instrument, and a tremendous amount about how to play with a band.

UDrum

My first teacher Steve introduced me to Paul Dickinson at UDrum back in high school, and since then he's taken fantastic care of me. In addition to building my drum kit, he's seen to it that whenever I needed anything I got it immediately.

I can remember one time when I realized the day before going out on tour for about a month that I was on my last two pairs of sticks. I called Paul hoping to order another box, but he was out of stock at the time. This was a disaster as I couldn't be assured of finding the sticks I like on the road just anywhere, and I didn't know in any case how much time we'd have to be stopping in every music store on the way. Paul asked me where our first stop was. When I told him Thunder Bay, Ontario he asked for the hotel address, and when I got to the hotel, the sticks were waiting for me. He had managed to order them for me and rush them up there to be ready for me only 48 hours after I called him.

That's just one example, but in short, I've never had better or more personal service from any business in my life. Paul's has belived in me and helped me out every step of the way since I started my career. On the rare occasion that I've had some problem with my gear due to wear and tear, Paul has dropped whatever he was doing to fix it for me right away at no charge. He stands behind his work, and I couldn't be happier with his drums.

Since I often have people asking me what gear I use, I figured I might as well post the full details here.

The drum kit Paul built for me (and helped me to design) generally appears on stage with us in two different configurations. The most common one these days is the five-piece setup, consisting of a 22" bass drum, 10", 12", and 14" toms (all 6-ply maple with 4-ply re-enforcement rings) and a 14" x 7" brass snare drum with zinc die-cast hoops and nickel alloy finish. I sometimes swap out this snare for my 14" x 5.5" maple snare (6-ply with 6-ply re-enforcement rings) with maple hoops. The larger configuration includes an additional 13" and 16" tom (shell composition as above), and is a rack-mounted setup. The following is a list of the cymbals I use (* Denotes a cymbal that I use in my five-piece configuration as well as my larger setup): 20" Zildjian K Jazz Ride*, 20" Sabian HHX Evolution China, 18" Zildjian A Custom Crash*, 16" Sabian AAX Stage Crash, 16" Sabian HHX Evolution O-Zone Crash*, 14" Zildjian A Custom Crash*, 14" Sabian HH EQ Hats*, 12" Zildjian Avedis Splash, 10" Zildjian A Splash/10" Sabian HHX China Kang (Stacked), 10" ZilBel, 8" Zildjian K Splash.

I hope that answers some questions!

Influential Bands #1: I Mother Earth

Well, I figured I might as well start off these blogs by telling you a bit about the first band that I can recall having been a real, conscious influence on me; namely a Toronto based rock band called I Mother Earth. I had started playing drums in grade six at school, but I didn't really listen to a tremendous amount of music on any kind of regular basis. It might have actually been Trevor who first introduced me to the music of I Mother Earth.

Not only did I really enjoy the band's music, but the drummer (Christian Tana) particularly blew my mind. In many places in many songs, instead of just playing the expected type of thing that a drummer might ordinarily play, Christian had a habit of coming up with some really interesting and innovative grooves, many of which incorporated toms heavily into the groove pattern instead of just reserving them for fills.

This resonated immediately with me, and I'll explain why. When I was taking drum lessons from Steve Wilson, he taught me a lot of different things about a lot of different genres of music. For the most part though, our work was focussed on various styles of rock and jazz. When he was trying to teach me the general difference between common approaches to the two vastly different genres, one of the things I remember him telling me was this: "You can play jazz [as a drummer] using nothing but cymbals, and you can play rock using nothing but drums".

Although I thought I knew what he meant, I didn't quite understand him correctly. What he meant was that in jazz, the main sound sources that carry the time feel (again, for a drummer) are the ride cymbal and the high hat. In rock conversely, the sound sources of primary importance are the bass drum and snare drum. At the time though, I didn't realize that this is what he was trying to teach me. I could readily understand how one could play jazz with nothing but cymbals, but I didn't understand how to play rock with only drums. My brain was still trying to fill in the "time pattern" (the riding pattern usually played on the high hat or ride cymbal in rock music) without using the cymbals that I had come to rely on. Back then I figured that what Steve was trying to tell me was that I could play standard rock grooves, time patterns and all, without using my cymbals!

So I set about trying to figure out how to do this. Quickly I realized that I needed to keep my bass drum and snare drum free of the time pattern so that there would be some kind of groove for the listener to grab on to. That meant that the time pattern would have to be carried by my toms. I came up with a number of simple ideas that I liked (although they were probably arguably ALL too busy for anything but so-called "progressive rock"), and started looking for places to use my ideas. In my old high school band, many of our tunes featured drum grooves heavily based around the toms. A good example of where you can hear this type of influence in the music of Enter The Haggis can be found in Life for Love from Casualties of Retail. This tom based thinking also led into grooves for songs like Lanigan's Ball, Haven, and Down With The Ship, which are based more exclusively on toms.

Anyway, back to I Mother Earth. As I said, I was already trying to figure out interesting ways to incorporate toms into my rock grooves, and here was Christian Tana doing exactly what I was trying to do, and doing it in a very interesting and musically appropriate way! Add to that the fact that the band appealed to my interest in jazz because, although they're a rock/progressive rock band, their music features a large number of extended intrumental sections, and killer solos by the various instruments. Finally, to top it all off, the band also features two percussionists playing latin percussion intruments such as congas, timbales, and cowbells, which fed into my growing interest in latin music and drumming.

The first album of theirs that really influenced me is called Dig. It was released in 1993, and distributed in Canada by EMI. Some of the sections that exemplify the grooves I'm talking about can be found on the tunes Not Quite Sonic, No One, Basketball, and small sections of Levitate and And The Experience. In my opinion, there's not a bad song on the album. It would definitely rank among my favorite 10 rock albums of all time.



The next album the band released came out in 1996, also on EMI, and is called Scenery & Fish. Another killer album; I have a hard time deciding which I like better between the two I've mentioned. I think I tend to prefer Dig, but it's close. On Scenery & Fish, examples of great tom grooves can be found on One More Astronaut, Pisser, and Songburst and Delirium. Again: great album. Another one of my favorites to be sure.


After these two albums, the band underwent some changes, and although I still enjoyed their later music, it didn't quite have the same effect on me that their earlier music did. Anyway, I don't know if their music is available on iTunes or not as the band has since broken up, but if you're interested in hearing the first music that played a major role in influencing my stylistic development as a drummer, as well as just a killer rock band, they're a band well worth checking out. To give you an idea, the one Enter The Haggis song that I've always felt had a real I Mother Earth influence on it is Twirling Towards Freedom from Casualties of Retail. Enjoy!